Teething table

For some reason, Tesshin does not like to put things in his mouth. I'll give him a plastic spoon or a cup...he'll just throw them onto the ground. We've bought all sorts of teething rings and teething related toys. All different kinds of textures. We'll refrigerate some, we'll freeze some but he has no interest. We also have a blanket with taggies on them but that doesn't even work. Until.....last night, he decided to chew on the corner of our coffee table. He's such a goofy kid. Out of all of the things in our house...the coffee table? Tessho and I just looked at each other and said "Ugghhh..I hope you wiped down that table". Well, what's a few germs? Builds immunity, right?